HA HA HA!!!!
You’re an Expert Kisser
You’re a kissing pro, but it’s all about quality and not quantity
You’ve perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone’s socks off
And you’re adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Edited 15 October 2005:
I just got the best phone call ever regarding this particular post:
“My name is Jason, and I approved this message.”
Yes, doofuses, that means he’s kissed me, and yes, he agrees I’m an expert.