Between Sunday afternoon meetings:
Adam: How big is Greenpoint?
Me: Um, I’m an Astorian. Why would I know that?
Adam: Ah yes.
Me: So many people have a deep abiding love of Brooklyn, that I have to be fierce with my Queens-love.
Adam: Well I love Astoria, too. Every time we’re there . . .
Renée: Yeah, we love it.
Me: I know, if I could just pick up your apartment and move it to Astoria, that would be great.
Renée: I know! That would be awesome.
Me: Maybe I should ask Sarah Palin to build a bridge from your apartment to mine.
Hey, I didn’t say it was a good joke.