Between Sunday afternoon meetings:

Adam:  How big is Greenpoint?
Me:  Um, I’m an Astorian.  Why would I know that?
Adam:  Ah yes.
Me:  So many people have a deep abiding love of Brooklyn, that I have to be fierce with my Queens-love.
Adam:  Well I love Astoria, too.  Every time we’re there . . .
Renée:  Yeah, we love it.
Me:  I know, if I could just pick up your apartment and move it to Astoria, that would be great.
Renée:  I know!  That would be awesome.
Me:  Maybe I should ask Sarah Palin to build a bridge from your apartment to mine. 


Hey, I didn’t say it was a good joke.